AL JAZEERA T.V. GUIDE

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MONDAY:
0800-Husseinfeld
0900-Mad About Everything
0930-Monday Night Stoning
1000-Win Bin Laden's Money
1030-Allah McBeal


TUESDAY:
0800-Wheel of Terror
0830-The Price is Right~If Osama Says So
0900-Children R Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
0930-Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000-Osama Who's U'r Mama?

WEDNESDAY:
0800-Tales from the Koran
0830-When Kurds Attack
0900-1,000,000 Things I Hate About You
0930-Just Shoot Them!
1000-Vielwatch
1100-This 'Ol Cave

THURSDAY:
0800-Fatima Loves Chachi
0830-M*U*S*T*A*S*H
0900-Saddams' Island
0930-Married with 169 Children
1000-Eye 4 an Eyewitness News

FRIDAY:
0800-Spongeallah Squareturban
0830-Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
0900-TeleTalibans
1000-Camel 54, Where R U?
1100-My Favorite WMD
1200-Beat The Press

SATURDAY:
0800-Judge Jihad
0830-Suddenly Sanctions
0900-Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist?
0930-Better Caves & Gardens
1000-No Witness News

SUNDAY:
0800-My 333 Sons
0830-Osama Knows Best
0900-I Dream of Mohammed
0930-Let's Mecca Deal
1000-The Kabul Hillbillies
1100-The Christian Beheading Network
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