CHINESE COUPLE

Chinese couple get married
- and she's a virgin.
Truth be told he isn't too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she cowers
naked under the sheets while her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time
and you berry frighten. I pomis you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure,
"I want to try somethin I have heard about .
Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..............
"You want. Beef wiff Broccori?"