Doh!

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday.
I be so glad this be my last
child support payment!
Month after month, year after year,
all those dang payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha,
to come to my house, and
when she get there, I say,
"Baby girl, I want you to take
this check over to yo momma house
and tell her this be the last check
she ever be gettin' from me,
and I want you to come back
and tell me the "spression
on yo mama's face."
So my baby girl she take the
check over to her. I be anxious to
hear what she say and
what she look like.
Baby girl walk through the door,
I say, "Now what yo momma say
'bout dat?"
She say to tell you -
"you ain't my daddy" ....
and watch the 'spression on yo face!