You know the world is going crazy
when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want
to go to war and the three most
powerful men in America are
named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
Need I say more?