SAY WHAT???

Next time you think your
hotel bill is 2 high U
might want 2 consider this...

A husband and wife are traveling by car
from Key West 2 Boston.
After almost 24 hours on
the road, they're 2 tired 2 continue,
and they decide 2 stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel, and take a room,
but they only plan 2 sleep for 4 hours
and then get back on the road.
When they check out 4 hours later,
the desk clerk hands them a bill
for -------->$350.
The man explodes and demands
2 know why the charge is so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the
standard rate, the man insists on speaking
2 the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens 2 the man,
and then explains that the hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
center that were available for the husband
and wife 2 use.
"But we didn't use them!,"
the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have,"
explains the Manager. He goes on 2 explain
U could have taken in one of the shows
for which the hotel is famous. "The best
entertainers from New York, Hollywood
and Las Vegas perform here,"
the Manager says.
"But we didn't go 2 any of those shows,"
complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have,"
the Manager replies. No matter what facility
the Manager mentions, the man replies,
"But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually
the man gives up and agrees 2 pay. He writes
a check and gives it 2 the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only
made out for $50."
"That's correct," says the man.
"I charged you $300 for
sleeping with my wife."
"BUT-I DIDN'T
SLEEP WITH U'R WIFE!"
exclaims the Manager.
"WELL 2 BAD!!!," the man replies.
"She was here
and U COULD HAVE!!!"