Dirty 'Ol Man

A male patient is lying
in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth
and nose, still
heavily sedated
from a difficult
four hour, surgical
procedure. A young
student nurse appears
to give him a
partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles,
from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash
your upper body and feet." He struggles
to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
from worry about his testicles, she overcomes
her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown,
holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving
them around. Then, she takes a close look
and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely....
R - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?