2 FUNNY

A man escapes from prison

where he has been for 15 years.

He breaks into a house

to look for money and guns,

and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed

and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed

he gets on top of her,

kisses her neck,

then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there,

the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict,

look at his clothes! He probably spent

lots of time in prison and hasn't

seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck.

"If he wants sex,

don't resist,

don't complain,

do whatever he tells you!

Satisfy him no matter

how much he nauseates you.

This guy is probably very dangerous.

If he gets angry, he'll kill us.

Be strong, honey.

I love you!"

To which the wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck.

He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he's gay,

he thinks you're cute,

and asked if we had any Vaseline?

I told him it was in the bathroom!"

"Be strong honey.

I love you 2 !!!"