Choosing a Wife

A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
her hair done, new make up and buys several
new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new
gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because
she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests
the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because
she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about
what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the

biggest boobs!
Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent
on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population
with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!