SAY WHAT???

Next time you think your
hotel bill is 2 high U
might want 2 consider this...

A husband and wife are traveling by car
from Key West 2 Boston.
After almost 24 hours on
the road, they're 2 tired 2 continue,
and they decide 2 stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel, and take a room,
but they only plan 2 sleep for 4 hours
and then get back on the road.
When they check out 4 hours later,
the desk clerk hands them a bill
for -------->$350.
The man explodes and demands
2 know why the charge is so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the
standard rate, the man insists on speaking
2 the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens 2 the man,
and then explains that the hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
center that were available for the husband
and wife 2 use.
"But we didn't use them!,"
the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have,"
explains the Manager. He goes on 2 explain
U could have taken in one of the shows
for which the hotel is famous. "The best
entertainers from New York, Hollywood
and Las Vegas perform here,"
the Manager says.
"But we didn't go 2 any of those shows,"
complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have,"
the Manager replies. No matter what facility
the Manager mentions, the man replies,
"But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually
the man gives up and agrees 2 pay. He writes
a check and gives it 2 the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only
made out for $50."
"That's correct," says the man.
"I charged you $300 for
sleeping with my wife."
"BUT-I DIDN'T
SLEEP WITH U'R WIFE!"
exclaims the Manager.
"WELL 2 BAD!!!," the man replies.
"She was here
and U COULD HAVE!!!"

7:46 P.M. :

U.S. Senator Unhurt in Air Crash
The Associated Press reports that New York
Senator Hillary Clinton, narrowly escaped
injury in the aircraft that she was piloting
when she was forced to make an
emergency landing in Southern
New Jersey because of bad weather.
National Transportation Safety Board officials
have issued a preliminary determination that
pilot error contributed to the accident, and that
the senator was flying a single engine aircraft
in IFR [instrument flight rating] conditions while
only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating).
The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to
insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground
was injured. Photograph below taken at the scene
shows the extent of damage to
Senator Clinton's aircraft.
She was very lucky.
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The Polite Way 2 Excuse U'rself-

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."The teacher fainted.