Patience My Azz-------------We Wanna KILL Something!

Riddle Me Silly~

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock!

There was a little girl
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels,
a waterfront condo, and a sports car,
should I go on......???

The other day,
I had to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,
I went to the Army-Navy store,
bought some OD pants and a shirt.

I sewed on a couple of patches
'which I grabbed from the internet.'

It was amazing
how many people left
as I walked in.
I guess they suddenly decided
they weren't that sick after all.
Here is the patch ~~~

you can sew it on your clothing
if you are in need
of quicker emergency service!!!